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Janet
Nov 2, 2005 20:33:38 GMT
Post by wilderbeest on Nov 2, 2005 20:33:38 GMT
11. There shall be one referee who shall signal disqualification of players by pointing at the offender and then blowing a raspberry.
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Janet
Nov 3, 2005 14:01:18 GMT
Post by Captain Annie on Nov 3, 2005 14:01:18 GMT
12. Only gay guys are allowed to wear hats
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Janet
Nov 3, 2005 14:06:59 GMT
Post by wilderbeest on Nov 3, 2005 14:06:59 GMT
13. At the commencement of each half, one team lines up along the deep end and the other along the shallow end. For the second half the teams change ends.
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Janet
Nov 3, 2005 19:18:58 GMT
Post by Flick on Nov 3, 2005 19:18:58 GMT
14. There is no Rule 14.
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Janet
Nov 3, 2005 19:56:53 GMT
Post by wilderbeest on Nov 3, 2005 19:56:53 GMT
16. Anyone disobeying rule 15 shall have a complete year long ban from any competitions.
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Janet
Nov 5, 2005 14:51:05 GMT
Post by Flick on Nov 5, 2005 14:51:05 GMT
17. Anyone caught guessing Rule 15 will also have a complete year long ban from any competitions.
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Janet
Nov 5, 2005 16:06:42 GMT
Post by Captain Annie on Nov 5, 2005 16:06:42 GMT
18. Any more discussion from hereon about rule 15 will result in a lifelong ban
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Janet
Nov 5, 2005 17:08:17 GMT
Post by Flick on Nov 5, 2005 17:08:17 GMT
19. Basingstoke is where the Janet Nationals will be held each year!
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Janet
Nov 6, 2005 0:47:40 GMT
Post by wilderbeest on Nov 6, 2005 0:47:40 GMT
20. Teams shall consist of 7 people, with up to 8 substitutes.
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Janet
Nov 6, 2005 21:27:20 GMT
Post by Flick on Nov 6, 2005 21:27:20 GMT
21. No more than two coaches per team are allowed.
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Janet
Nov 6, 2005 23:22:09 GMT
Post by wilderbeest on Nov 6, 2005 23:22:09 GMT
22. The aim of the game is to get a player to the opposite end of the pool as many times as possible, while preventing players reaching your end of the pool.
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Janet
Nov 6, 2005 23:22:58 GMT
Post by wilderbeest on Nov 6, 2005 23:22:58 GMT
23. Anyone who loses the game whilst playing will have to return to their end of the pool and start again.
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Janet
Nov 7, 2005 10:37:09 GMT
Post by Captain Annie on Nov 7, 2005 10:37:09 GMT
24. Every match starts with a rendition of the Quansto National Anthem
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Janet
Nov 7, 2005 12:31:25 GMT
Post by wilderbeest on Nov 7, 2005 12:31:25 GMT
25. If you manage to reach the opposite end of the pool, a point is scored and you return to your end to re-start; all other players continue from wherever they had reached before the scoring of the point.
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Janet
Nov 7, 2005 13:45:03 GMT
Post by Captain Annie on Nov 7, 2005 13:45:03 GMT
26. Apart from the player who is the nearest to the left of the pool. This player has to race the player on the other team with the darkest hair to do a summersault in the water followed by sinking to the bottom of the pool, touching the bottom returning to the surface and shouting "TEETH!" before climbing out of the pool (without using the stairs) and skiping back to their end. The last of the pair to reach their end must eat ten strawberries before rejoining the game and earn their team a five point forfit.
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